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erinolenko:

♫ « Prince Loki, fabulous he, Loki Laufeyson,

Genuflect, show some respect, down on one knee.

Now try your best to save face, Try not to let your heart race.

Then come and see his spectacular trickery. Prince Loki,

mighty is he, Loki Laufeyson, Strong as ten Asgardans, definitely.

He faced the Frost Giant Lords, A hundred Midgardians with swords,

Who sent those fools to their lords ? Why Prince Loki… »

— Inspired by this.

God

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jsparkman:

cumaeansibyl:

Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters in sci-fi ever because he is Luc Besson’s vision of the hetero sex symbol of the future: a flamboyant, emotionally labile man who wears skin-tight leopard print or decks himself in roses, a man who accessorizes with big jewelry and dabbles in cosmetics. And the ladies love him. Everything about him screams “gay” according to our stereotypes, but he’s portrayed as a 100% straight sexual dynamo.

Besson is one of the few directors I’ve seen who actually recognizes that our ideas of sexuality and gender performance might have changed drastically in the future.

Exactly.

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omgthatdress:

Robe à Transformation

1861

The Metropolitan Museum of Art

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peachbite:

owhatagoose:

sarrel:

Ingredients:

CINNAMON FILLING:
4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) unsalted butter, just melted (not boiling)
1/4 cup + 2 tablespoons packed light brown sugar
1/2 tablespoon ground cinnamon

CREAM CHEESE GLAZE:
4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) unsalted butter
2-ounces cream cheese, at room temperature
3/4 cup powdered sugar
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

PANCAKES:
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup milk
1 large egg, lightly beaten
1 tablespoon canola or vegetable oil

Directions:

Prepare the cinnamon filling: In a medium bowl, stir together the butter, brown sugar and cinnamon. Scoop the filling into a quart-sized heavy zip baggie and set it aside (see *Tips below).

Prepare the glaze: In a small pan, heat the butter over low heat until melted. Turn off the heat and whisk in the cream cheese until it is almost smooth. Sift the powdered sugar into the pan, stir and add in vanilla extract. Set the pan aside while you make the pancakes.

Prepare the pancake batter: In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder and salt. Whisk in the milk, egg and oil, just until the batter is moistened (a few small lumps are fine).

Cook the pancakes: Heat a large, nonstick skillet over medium-heat and spray with nonstick spray. Use an ice cream scoop (or 1/3 cup measuring cup) to add the batter to the pan. Use the bottom of the scoop or cup to spread the batter into a circle (about 4-inches in diameter). Reduce the heat to medium low. Snip the corner of your baggie of cinnamon filling and squeeze the filling into the open corner. When your pancake begins to form bubbles, add the filling. Starting at the center of the pancake, squeeze the filling on top of the pancake batter in a swirl (just as you see in a regular cinnamon roll). Cook the pancake 2 to 3 minutes, or until the bubbles begin popping on top of the pancake and it’s golden brown on the bottom. Slide a thin, wide metal spatula underneath the pancake and gently but quickly flip it over. Cook an additional 2 to 3 minutes, until the other side is golden as well. When you flip the pancake onto a plate, you will see that the cinnamon filling has created a crater-swirl of cinnamon. Wipe out the pan with a paper towel, and repeat with the remaining pancake batter and cinnamon filling. Re-warm the glaze briefly, if needed. Serve pancakes topped with a drizzle of glaze.

fuck me in the ass batman

reblogging this for my bro to see, he loves these.

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lulz-time:

The first step towards healing is acceptance.

(Source: tellmetofeel)

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Check out new essay on bleachness

shalombayitdebbie:

Haven’t paid much attention to my fanblog in months because of work and other pressures but Skilly N Duff’s new essay “Crossing the Rubicon” embodies what bleachness used to be and could be again. The second part  explaining “fractal parallels” and “chiasmus parallels” is up now! Bleachness members go read! I’m going to open the entries to the public shortly.

http://bleachness.livejournal.com/735449.html

Hope to post again to my own fanblog a little more this summer.

Part three is coming, I SWEAR, just trying to finish the double edged crown prologue first. 3.5 pages left…

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I feel like every man who has ever tried to convince me to take some rando shouting “Hey girl, nice ass” at me as a compliment sees it this way: You’re sitting outside some Italian café in a Betty Draper dress sipping a prosecco when all of a sudden your dainty neck scarf flies off in the light breeze. Joseph Gordon Levitt, wearing a linen suit with a pocket square and no socks with his penny loafers, steps off his Vespa and hands it to you while saying something witty about how it’s almost as beautiful as you are. You then both ride off into the sunset, laughing as Dean Martin plays in the background and the director yells cut on the espresso commercial that is your life.

In reality, it’s you getting yelled at by a bunch of sweaty men standing outside a bar at eight in the morning, telling you about how fuckable you look in your sweatpants when you’re just trying to get a bottle of milk in peace like a goddamn human being. And it is the opposite of a compliment.
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freexri:

fakehighschoolboyfriend:

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”

I thought this was about Glee

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devildoll:

ohmygil:

senor-jenkins:

I can’t.

oh my god

the mustache

the little spider-hands

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(Source: luciawestwick)

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lionhearted-islander:

rungs:

HOW

Cut.

Give him the Oscar right now

(Source: gordonlevitting)

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Day 105.

istomhiddlestonmyhusbandyet:

Tom Hiddleston is not yet my husband.

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julia-the-fan:

David Tennant and Radio Times Covers

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